The Case of the Flying Penis

One of the back roads that we travel on to get to our house has a fairly steep hill.  When Eli is in the car, I usually speed up just enough right at the top of the hill to get the roller coaster effect.  Today, Eli, Shelby, and I were coming home from the pumpkin patch and I sped up at the top of the hill.  I looked back at Eli and he was reading a book and gave no indication that he even realized we just went over the big hill.  When we pulled into the garage, he put his book down and said, "Daddy, remember when we just went down the big hill?  If felt like my penis was flying."  The three of us laughed so hard.